being bad at BJJ
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The Bad at BJJ Tax is an unavoidable, non-negotiable levy automatically deducted from anyone who steps onto the mats without knowing how to frame, when to bridge, or why crossfaces hurt so much.
Unlike regular taxes, there are no deductions, no offshore loopholes, and no write-offs. If your elbows flare out, you pay. If you bench-press from bottom mount, you pay double.